There Will Be No Peace

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On their fantastic podcast Denzel Washington Is The Greatest Actor Of All Time Period, W. Kamau Bell and Kevin Avery talk about certain movies being “Day Changers,” that is, even if you have other plans, or something you should be doing, if you find that movie on TV, your day changes so that you can sit for two hours and watch it.

Independence Day is a day changer movie for me. I love everything about it. I love that it’s completely cornball cheesy, I love the on point charismatic performances from the entire cast but especially Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith. I love how straightforward it is. I love that it’s an action movie dressed up like a Sci-Fi movie.

Independence Day: Resurgence is the opposite, it’s a Sci-Fi movie dressed as an action movie, which gives it a place among other sequels that have switched genres, like T2 or Aliens. Now, I’m not saying this is as good as those movies, it isn’t. But Independence Day isn’t as good as The Terminator or Alien, so of course it doesn’t reach those levels.

The movie picks up 20 years after the events of the first movie, and we see the sort of Utopic future that’s been born from the unity of the finale. Nothing is perfect, and it appears that there is some psychic damage from many who had close encounters with the aliens. When a new ship appears, which looks mysteriously like a symbol many victims have been scrawling (including President Thomas Whitmore, played in a kooky and wonderful performance by Bill Pullman!) everyone, including David Levinson (Goldblum) kind of freaks out.

The action is pulled off mostly by a young ensemble cast, lead by Liam Hemsworth as Jake Morrison and Jessie T. Usher as Dylan Hiller. It turns out when he’s not playing the most insufferable dude in Panem, I actually enjoy watching Liam. The fact that it takes five young actors to replace one Will Smith is telling though. The others are Maika Monroe, who is great, but who’s casting I really resented, as there was literally no reason to not bring Mae Whitman back to play Patricia Whitmore, Angelababy, who’s Chinese pilot was a refreshing bit of WOC diversity, even if it was probably done to pander to the Chinese market, rather than to improve the story, and Travis Tope.

Brent Spiner, Judd Hirsch and Vivica A. Fox are all back in small-ish parts (guess who’s is the smallest? I’m hoping it’s because she didn’t want a big role.) and Hirsch’s storyline is easily my favorite.

Overall I really enjoyed myself and Resurgence leaves itself very open for sequelization, so we’ll see what happens next.

Rankings:

  1. The Nice Guys
  2. Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
  3. Captain America: Civil War
  4. X-Men: Apocalypse
  5. Finding Dory
  6. Independence Day: Resurgence
  7. Alice Through The Looking Glass

Trailers:

Jason Bourne: Seriously, though, it looks so good. I really can’t wait for it.

Mike And Dave Need Wedding Dates: I feel like the marketing for this movie is holding me hostage. I’ll probably wind up liking it a lot, but UGH, I just don’t care and I’m sick of it.

The Legend of Tarzan: Looks pretty good. Tarzan has never really been in my box of toys, but I’ll certainly check it out.

Doctor Strange: FINE YOU WIN MARVEL. (You always win) I’ll go see the movie. I’ll probably love it. It will probably turn me around on Cumberbatch. FINE! FINE!

There Are Worse Games To Play

Mockingjay Part 2

I knew going in that Mockingjay Part 2 was not going to pack the emotional wallop that Part 1 did. That half of the story just doesn’t have the same complexity.

But what this movie lacks in emotional complexity it makes up for in Natalie Dormer gunning mofos down with a machine gun. So it has that going for it.

That isn’t being entirely fair to this movie, which, like most of The Hunger Games lives very much in the general area of feels. The final sequence, which enacts the much maligned epilogue, had me balling. (I actually love  the end of Mockingjay, I think it’s remarkably realistic and emotionally resonant.)

The movie edits around Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s death well, which, if I wasn’t looking so hard for it, might go completely unnoticed, and the overall performances are stellar, but that’s not a surprise for this movie.

If Jennifer Lawrence wins an Oscar this year, it will probably be for Joy, and that’s kind of a shame, because she deserve a lot more recognition for Katniss than she gets. This character would have chewed up and eaten just about any other actress, and Lawrence makes her, well, a person. I still want to punch Gale in his stupid handsome perfect Hemsworth face, and Josh Hutcherson is a perfect little golden retriever of a human being. Woody Harrelson and Elizabeth Banks don’t get nearly enough to do, but what they do do is perfect.

I also just want to note that early in the film, as a bunch of characters stand around planning a battle, only two people at that table are white dudes, and most of them are women.

Way to go Hunger Games.

Rankings:

  1. The Martian
  2. Straight Outta Compton
  3. Crimson Peak
  4. Bridge of Spies
  5. Mockingjay Part 2
  6. The Man From UNCLE
  7. Spectre
  8. Ant-Man
  9. Mad Max: Fury Road
  10. Inside Out
  11. Trainwreck
  12. Tomorrowland
  13. Jurassic World
  14. Ricki And The Flash
  15. Avengers: Age of Ultron
  16. Minions
  17. Fantastic Four
  18. Terminator: Genisys
  19. Entourage
  20. Pitch Perfect 2

Trailers

Not many, but all good.

Alice Through The Looking Glass could be good? I don’t know, I was so disappointed in Alice In Wonderland, but God, that cast, you know?

Deadpool, it’s going to be perfect. It just looks so freaking good. Just so good.

Star Wars: The Force Awakens, I can’t. I just, I really can’t. We’re a month away, and my heart can barely take it anymore.

Taking The Day Off…Here’s The Marvel Chrises

I didn’t feel like blogging last night, so here are lots of pictures of the multiple beautiful men named Chris in the Marvel Movies instead of a nice thoughtful blog post.

Obviously, let’s start with Chris Pratt:

Here's Chris Pratt as Che on The O.C.

Here’s Chris Pratt as Che on The O.C.

Chris Pratt and Anna Faris looking adorable together!

Chris Pratt and Anna Faris looking adorable together!

Chris Pratt Playing the Guitar And Being Adorable on Parks and Rec

Chris Pratt Playing the Guitar And Being Adorable on Parks and Rec

Angry Shirtless Star-Lord!

Angry Shirtless Star-Lord!

Here are some pictures of Chris Hemsworth!

With his real brother!

Chris Hemsworth with his real brother!

With his pretend brother!

Chris Hemsworth with his pretend brother!

Thor Thinking

Thor Thinking

Clean Cut Hemsworth!

Clean Cut Hemsworth!

Annndd Bathing Scene

Annndd Bathing Scene

And finally, Cap himself, Chris Evans!

Chris and Scarlett, together for the first time as Harvard Hottie and Nanny!

Chris and Scarlett, together for the first time as Harvard Hottie and Nanny!

Beardy Chris Evans!

Beardy Chris Evans!

Johnny Storm. Bad Movie, Good Chris!

Johnny Storm. Bad Movie, Good Chris!

And, Scott Pilgrim!

And, Scott Pilgrim! (Lucas Lee, Ramona’s Second Evil Ex)

Cap! The Best!

Cap! The Best!

So that’s that! Happy Marvel Chris Day!