Do you know how long I put off watching this episode again? A whole week of knowing I had to watch it and just not being about to do it. Also a year. I friggin waited a year to watch this season to avoid the Red Wedding.
Anyway, I have to pick a winner.
It’s Dany, I guess, because Daario, Jorah and Grey Worm take Yunkai for her. Good for you Dany.
Runner up goes to Roose Bolton, because he gets the best line, “The Lannisters send their regards.” And he’s married to Fat Walda, and we’re years away from her getting eaten by dogs, so there’s that.
This part of the show really is just no fun for anyone though.
Grey Worm and Missandei Watch
Grey Worm storms Yunkai with Jorah and Daario. Missandei is around but doesn’t do much.
Sansa’s Agency Watch
Sansa’s not in this episode, but she’s in King’s Landing, all, not being raped by Tyrion. So she’s in an OK space for the moment.
Arya Badass Watch
This is a tough episode for Arya. It’s not as bad as her chapter in the book, where I was sure that she was dead too. But still tough. She weathers it though. Hitting a dude in the face with a wagon wheel, and watching those Stark Men and then Grey Wind get killed. She’s a badass, end of story.
Robb Is A King And Kind Of Bad At It
Ah, so ends, Robb’s reign as the worst king ever. He has a plan to invade Casterly Rock, but him being a dumb butt and marrying Talisa all comes home to roost because his being a bad king gets everyone murdered at The Red Wedding.
Except Edmure who gets to marry the one hot Frey girl that Robb would have married if he weren’t such a colossal bone head.
Bran Starks Excellent Adventure
Bran learns how to Warg! He wargs into Hodor and then into Summer. He saves Jon from the Wildlings who are trying to kill him. He also sends Rickon to the Umbers. DON’T DO IT!!!!!!!!