Oh come on, like you don’t know how this one is going to go?
Dany won. Obviously.
Look, she only has one scene in this episode but it’s possibly her most iconic clothed moment in the whole show. When she turns and commands that dragon to burn the master, man is that good stuff. But then she also frees The Unsullied. It’s all so go.
Runner Up is a tie between Varys and Margaery, who both kind of kick all the asses this week. Margaery goes to the sept with Joffrey and talks about how important it is and how important history is, and that’s pretty prescient and sad knowing how she dies. Also she continues to befriend Sansa, which is SO GODDAMNED SMART. Varys, meanwhile, captures the sorcerer who cut him and explains his back story to Tyrion. It’s awesome.
Grey Worm And Missandei Watch
The Unsullied are free! Screw winter, Grey Worm is coming. Oh, also, when the rogue brothers take Craster’s Keep, Sam takes Gilly and Little Sam and they run. The first time.
Sansa’s Agency Watch
Margaery suggests for the first time that Sansa marry Loras, and this is the best thing that happens to Sansa, maybe ever. It’s a shame that nothing really comes of it. But this is nice time for her, the idea of marrying Loras and moving to High Garden. Damn.
Arya Badass Watch
Arya accuses The Hound of murdering Micah in the court of the brotherhood without banners. It’s awesome.
Robb Is A King And Kind of Bad At It
Ugh, no Robb this week. But Theon just realized that Ramsey has him trapped. We still don’t technically know who Ramsey is and UGH it’s just all so Ugh.
Who Was Jaime A Dick To
Well, his hand is gone now, so he’s starting to not be such a dick anymore. But I’m having trouble figuring out what to rename this feature, it will have something to do with Brienne.
Bran Stark’s Excellent Adventure
Bran dreams that he’s climbing the Heart Tree and has a vision of Catelyn saying that he has to promise her not to climb anymore. Then she repeats the phrase, “promise me” over and over again. So that’s pretty important.